December 5th is the Day of the Ninja

[aeforum]

December 5th is fast approaching, and as you recall from last year, that means it's time for ninja everywhere to take a day out of being stealthful and sneaky, in order to show the world that we exist! It is the Day of the Ninja!

http://ninjaburger.com/dayoftheninja/

Dress up like a ninja, wear a ninja mask to work, act like a ninja, whatever! Just be sure to take plenty of photos and send them to me to post on the Ninja Burger website.

There's also some exciting news on the Ninja Burger front. Our Ninja Burger store has new items, including posters, bumper stickers and new t-shirt designs. Plus, our CafePress store has been completely revamped. If you haven't been by in a while, stop by today and stock up on holiday gifts for the ninja in your life.

http://ninjaburger.com/gear/

Thanks for all your support! Have a great holiday season!

[PoNdEsHoNdA]

Meh I'm too lazy and on another note I bet I know how that french ninja lady defeats her opponents.:D

[Nikkoru]

I'd rather have the day off - ya'know, if I were a ninja. I'm pretty sure I could pass it off as a religious thing with my employers.

[rocco]

Wow the french did some thing totally awesome.

Did see THAT coming.

See, ninja bring the best out of anyone.

[furryjonny]

Watch it chief, my uncles french.

[Grey Knight]

Watch it chief, my uncles french.

You have my heartfelt condolences.

[sas01]

Wow the french did some thing totally awesome.

Did see THAT coming.

See, ninja bring the best out of anyone.

Hey I live in France :D

[Kitten Champion]

You people realize Grey Knight is an Irish Republican, don't you? Insulting his lineage is going to have the same effect as telling a Basque Separatist if he can do a Claw Roll without backing up, or a French Royalist what he thought of the cutting edge advancements made in combining carpentry and knifework.

I for one, welcome the Irish. They did the filthy jobs no one else would when America was still young, the great Gabby Hazard had an eye for color like few others in his profession, and an Irishman is the only thing that can physically compete with a 'scuffed'* black man. Even money right there.

*From Kitten Champion's Dictionary of Slang, Rhetoric, and Hey Look at that Squirrel
Scuffed; adj; 'skuffd'- The occurence where an African-American male's $350 dollar sneakers are made filthy or unclean by someone stepping on them, intentionally or otherwise. The result of an act of 'scuffing'. Considered the greatest of insults among African-American males and grounds for homicide multiple times over.

[El Bandito]

At one time I had a black roommate, I bought some movie tickets for a group of friends (let me have my dreams dammit!). Most of the people eventually paid me back, however, my black friend kept forgetting. So one day I asked him when he was going to pay me back, his response "umm... probably never" it was only 6.50, so I didn't care that much, but this beautiful response came to mind and I had to say it... "You know what that makes you? A deadbeat, just like the rest of your kind."

God did the ensuing beating hurt, but was it worth the bruises and battered pride? God yes.

[Grey Knight]

Hey, what other country makes up most of its history? Unlike America, which barely has a history, ficticious or otherwise. Or England, which leeches off ours.



Now shut up before I kick your heads in.

[El Bandito]

Surly/drunk Irishmen rock!

[Shinku-san]

I must have missed the part where Ireland owned a third of the world.