Worst. Video. Evah. [Archive] - The aethereal Forum

Brent

04-13-2005, 09:18 AM

http://www.americawestandasone.com/video.html

Not sure why Bobby decided to make a video...

Brent

04-13-2005, 09:24 AM

By the way, I'm not lying. It's the worst video ever.

Brent

04-13-2005, 09:24 AM

Really. The worst.

zer0

04-13-2005, 11:01 AM

I lack words for this. I truly do. I mean, what the fuck are those white lights that surround him in the beginning? "The fairys of patriotism" or something?

I think any video would have been better than this one. ANY video. A video detailing him raping raw squid while hitting six year old kids in the balls with a hammer would have been better. This is the worst of the worst. Eva. I think it even upstages the video for "Abracadabra" by Steve Miller band.

Unregistered

04-13-2005, 01:01 PM

I lack words for this. I truly do. I mean, what the fuck are those white lights that surround him in the beginning? "The fairys of patriotism" or something?

I think any video would have been better than this one. ANY video. A video detailing him raping raw squid while hitting six year old kids in the balls with a hammer would have been better. This is the worst of the worst. Eva. I think it even upstages the video for "Abracadabra" by Steve Miller band.
Hmm.

The song is catchy, tho. No inconveniently big words to look up.

But, does anyone remember the early Police and Duran Duran videos? I mean, those at least had money thrown at them, but they still sucked.

furryjonny

04-13-2005, 01:07 PM

I was going to say "I've seen worse" but then I saw it - your country is fucked.

Brent

04-13-2005, 01:13 PM

We're No. 1! We're No. 1!

Oh, btw -- that guy used to be the stunt coordinator for Star Trek: The Next Generation.

And the purple scarf around his leg? It's been there 20+ years.

/inside source!

Carlos

04-13-2005, 04:27 PM

We're No. 1! We're No. 1!

Oh, btw -- that guy used to be the stunt coordinator for Star Trek: The Next Generation.

And the purple scarf around his leg? It's been there 20+ years.

/inside source!

This made me totally speechless, then I burst into laughter.

My god! what's his name?

Jeff

04-18-2005, 06:22 PM

I hope the song is catchy thing was a joke.

Did you notice his camel toe? Weird.

And does he actually try to rhyme air and tear? Yes. Yes he does. I just relistened to the beginning. He can't even leave it as a near rhyme. He has to say wiped a tear. Tear as in torn. Um. Catchy!