View Full Version : Golf is not a sport? IS he an idiot?
Unregistered
04-12-2005, 10:23 AM
Well first of all I just read this message today. I guess it's bit late. Anyway this clown Brent Johnson has NO clue as to what game of golf is like. He is probally one of those clowns at the gyn who just finds the heaviest weight and just beat himself to death without any thoughts as to his form or breating or timing or whatever. It takes amazing amount of dedication, practice, and YES SWEATS to develop that solid foundation. Yes Tiger is not built like some of these football players or baseball players but he still works out, practice, and SWEAT like these people. To say "Golf requires skill and movement, but not intelligence, and certainly not sweat" is this guy an IDIOT? Golf requires precise muscle reaction, you cannot not try too hard or too little. You HAVE to condition your muscle memory to the degree that when it's in motion all of your body react the way you practice it to move. Not just your arms, legs, or shoulder every little motion of your body counts in order to develop that consistent swing which Tiger does it better then anyone else. Most of PGA guys club speed can easily reach 100+mph at this speed if your head moves up an inch your swing will be WACKED, if your arms goes out of it's swing path an inch your screwed. If your waist moves too fast your screwed. Even as to if your heel moves up an inch or two up you’re screwed. There are SO many variables in a swing that there is probably NO other sports that requires such degree of precision of every part of your body as golf. In baseball or basketball you need certain movement of your arm, wrist,shoulder,foot action, etc to get that ball in to the basket or to be able to hit that baseball. Well what Tiger can do is to repeat that motion time after time. If Tiger hits his gold ball 40% of the time he wouldn't even make it to PGA. What these idiots don't know is that in order to get that swing you need to practice and practice to condition ALL your muscles to the degree that all of your motion, speed, strength, etc...must be coordinated. You need to stretch, you need to strengthen, you need to develop precision, you need coordination..etc to make that simple amazing swing. You need intelligence to be able to control your motion, your feeling, and frustration, to be able to. These idiots like Brent Johnson has NO clue what it takes to even hit that ball. I would bet if this clown try it he wouldn’t even be able to hit that ball 10 feet straight. It takes years and years to develop that skill and that practice will be sweaty, cold, hot, and yes you will be tired...Also remember it's that fast precise punch that will do the damage NOT the amount of power in your fist. Same goes for football player that will do more damage to the oponent rather then just brutal force.
PS
Sports - source of diversion : RECREATION b : sexual play c (1) : physical activity engaged in for pleasure (2) : a particular activity (as an athletic game) so engaged in.
Athlete - Etymology: Middle English, from Latin athleta, from Greek athlEtEs, from athlein to contend for a prize, from athlon prize, contest
: a person who is trained or skilled in exercises, sports, or games requiring physical strength, agility, or stamina
This post makes me remember that article Brent wrote earlier. I think it was about golf. Man, golf is so totally not a sport.
furryjonny
04-12-2005, 11:28 AM
When I see golf, I see rich/old/nausiating people fart around with metal sticks and buggys, not a sport.
Why fart around in a golf cart when you an fart yourself in the ass? FART ME IN THE ASS!! FART ME IN THE ASS!!!!
Sorry, got carried away there.
Brent
04-12-2005, 11:54 AM
Well what Tiger can do is to repeat that motion time after time.So can I. I do so everyday. Well, nearly everyday, anyway. But that's not something to brag about. The only guys not doing so were born with Thalidomide-inspired birth defects, or mutilated by Saudi Arabian authorities for stealing figs and/or sweetmeets.
Anyway, all that makes Tiger is a golfer. Which isn't anything special.
But Brent IS a beauty. No doubt about that. And hot. Really, really, really hot.
Brent
04-13-2005, 09:20 AM
Why, thank ye, Ken, you perceptive individual, you.
If I was gay, I'd dress up like the purple teletubby and redecorate the houses of complete strangers on national television. Trust me, it'd be sweeee-eeeet!
furryjonny
04-13-2005, 12:59 PM
If I was gay, I would have sex with men - the tele tubbie stuff is just campness.
I want to know what Ken really said. You fascist.
Brent
04-17-2005, 02:35 PM
Your demands are imbued with shades of fascism. Jews: If Jeff ever comes ingto power, you better watch out!
Nikkoru
04-17-2005, 02:57 PM
People think of golf as a sport? you can drink, smoke, get a tattoo, and golf all at the same time. Pick up sticks requires more effort and concentration, and you can sweat while doing it... I mean if it is hot where your playing it.
I want to know what Ken really said. You fascist.
I'll give you a hint: it involved Brent and homosexuality. In that order. Also, it has been said about 10 000 times before on this forum. Give up yet?
King Mongo
04-18-2005, 08:37 PM
I'll give you a hint: it involved Brent and homosexuality. In that order. Also, it has been said about 10 000 times before on this forum. Give up yet?
Brent's gay, Brent's gay!
Do I win a prize? Like a nice, new putter?
Brent
04-18-2005, 08:39 PM
It's strange that those who say "Brent's gay" are those whose sexuality is suspect. I knew you were a weird boy, Mongo!
King Mongo
04-18-2005, 08:41 PM
It's strange that those who say "Brent's gay" are those whose sexuality is suspect. I knew you were a weird boy, Mongo!
So...no putter? This site is BULLSHIT.
Brent
04-18-2005, 08:48 PM
Don't worry, Ken's coming out this weekend.
King Mongo
04-18-2005, 11:41 PM
Don't worry, Ken's coming out this weekend.
You said "coming."
Wait, AND you said "coming out."
Imagine if he had said "Coming out like a trickle of cum through my erect, rock-hard penis"!
No, wait. Fuckin' ick.
I have only been playing golf for four years now, I stink at it but LOVE it.
When a fat turd like Daly can be a pro and make a living at it then I consider golf to be a game, not a sport, a game just like billiards.
I love the GAME of golf, it is very technical, relaxing, competitive and enjoyable, but it is a game, not a sport.
Flame me for my opinions, I have a special suit on. :D
Flame me for my opinions, I have a special suit on.
Is it a clownsuit? It would go well together with your so-called "artwork".
Is it a clownsuit? It would go well together with your so-called "artwork".
:rofl: you are a riot! And your opinions are even funnier!
:rofl: you are a riot! And your opinions are even funnier!
First "LOL" and now "ROFL"! You're making your opinions appear more and more valid and serious by the minute, son! OMGLOLLKJMAOFMLOMGWTFBBQ!!1!
First "LOL" and now "ROFL"! You're making your opinions appear more and more valid and serious by the minute, son! OMGLOLLKJMAOFMLOMGWTFBBQ!!1!
Bah, I took a chance that this site had a smilie that matched one (it doesn't).
"Son" huh? Well, I was born in 1963 how about you Dad?
"Son" huh? Well, I was born in 1963 how about you Dad?
Only 16 year old kids write "LOL". I guess "son" must have come instinctively.
Brent
05-02-2005, 09:21 PM
GEEZ! Y'all already have a flame fest going on in two other threads (that I've gotten through, that is). Can't y'all let some guy's flame dedicated to me be off limits!?!
:P
Man, that 'Is it a clownsuit' comment made me laugh. I mean, it madge me ROFL and LOL and JOOTFL too.
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