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Brent
02-08-2005, 10:56 PM
Imagination
Not as pretty as real life
Just like porn movies
zer0
02-09-2005, 08:41 AM
In late summer the
sun shines warmly. Brent you
kissed a guy, Yuck
zer0
02-09-2005, 08:50 AM
Fred Astaires corpse
taps while rotten flesh drops off
the dead can dance, yo
Brent
02-09-2005, 02:22 PM
For it is the truth:
I burn bright in eyes of both sexes
Yet boys get nothin'
zer0
02-09-2005, 02:33 PM
Why are there no dachs-
hunds made out of candy?
The market demands!
Jeff
02-09-2005, 02:38 PM
Haikus in English
Are stupid.
zer0
02-09-2005, 02:40 PM
Technically since
nature is not involved,
these are senryu. yup.
Brent
02-09-2005, 05:33 PM
Zero, obviously.
Jeff is the dum dum, dum dum.
This line means nothing.
zer0
02-10-2005, 05:54 AM
Late autumn sun, a
zombie bitemark on my arm
I hurt -- BRAINS BRAINS!!
zer0
02-10-2005, 05:56 AM
Brains Brains Brains Brains Brains
Brains Brains Brains Brains Brains Brains Brains
Brains Brains Brains Brains Brains
zer0
02-10-2005, 05:59 AM
Shotgun blast, spring rain
my rancid head blown apart
dead guy made re-dead
Brent
02-10-2005, 03:45 PM
Empires and vampires
rhyme okay when together
I hate hate hate rhyme
Carlos
02-11-2005, 07:01 AM
I read "dwarf lover"
It does not make any sence
those guys must be stoned
zer0
02-11-2005, 07:59 AM
Stoned dwarves must greatly
look like what they've just lit up
you know; short, fat, blunt
King Mongo
02-12-2005, 12:04 AM
You fucking guys
(love you although I do)
are fucking, flaming faggots.
Carlos
02-14-2005, 08:21 AM
Zero är skit-ful
Hans andedräkt luktar skit.
Men rolig är han.
Brent
02-14-2005, 03:09 PM
"you fucking guys" is
but four fucking syllables
"Ha Ha," per Nelson
Jeff
02-15-2005, 05:01 PM
Haikus are not ent,
er, taining (which is not a
word nor a (jones) tree).
King Mongo
02-16-2005, 12:10 AM
Shit! Are you saying
the count is five seven five,
seventeen total?
zer0
02-16-2005, 12:20 AM
summer turns to fall
but as my countryman points
out, my breath still stinks
zer0
02-16-2005, 12:27 AM
Yo zombie get lost,
I'm trying to type here. Hey
what are you do-- BRAINS!!
Brent
02-16-2005, 01:21 AM
I laugh at Mongo's
Haiku skillz -- lacking beauty
Annnnnnnnnnnd propah rhythm
Jeff
02-16-2005, 02:39 PM
Cause of differing
syllable lengths, Haikus suck
in non-Japanese.
King Mongo
02-17-2005, 12:00 AM
Brent wa, baka, nee?
Soshitee, Mongo sama
Kirei desu.
zer0
02-18-2005, 11:34 AM
Honda sushi den
tamagotchi fugu, hai
seppuku tokyo
Carlos
02-25-2005, 03:40 PM
Honda sushi den
tamagotchi fugu, hai
seppuku tokyo


Kawasaki- good
Evisu jeans so cool
Iron Chef make tea.
Carlos
02-25-2005, 04:01 PM
summer turns to fall
but as my countryman points
out, my breath still stinks

indeed it's true.
I smell Zero wherever
I am in Sweden
zer0
02-25-2005, 04:13 PM
私は巨大なソーセージのように形づく小さい犬をしか望まない。、sausagedog は行く!