Ah, my fellow citizen inspires

[Brent]

(Assuming he's not a baby-butt-fingering Greek, that is):

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=1474389

[zer0]

I can't see shit. Where the supposed paper he wrote is posted, I mean. What, did he find out people were linking to it and making fun of him and just removed it?

[Brent]

Click the seven links in that forum's first post -- start with the first, obviously :)

[zer0]

That's what I did, but--- Oh! Now they're working!

The Greeks contributed many things to our cultures, such as olives, gyros, anal sex and Oedipus.
[...]
They fingered his butthole and sent him on his way.
[...]
She aborted a kitten into a toilet at the back of a Dever Denny's.
[...]
So he grabbed his 12" size double dildo and left town.
[...]
Oedipus snorted two lines of pure cocaine of his dead dad.
[...]
THIS IS PAGE 5!!!!
[...]
Which is the gayest ending ever. The greeks invented anal lube.

LOLILOLILOLILOLILOLILOLILOLILOLILOLILOLILOLILOLILOLILOLILOLILOLILOL!!! :D THIS GUY IS MY NEW HERO!!!!