View Full Version : Merry Christmas, y'all!
Or at least a moderately dysfunctional one, depending on how messed up your individual familes are. I probably qualify for that second christmas greeting myself. Yessiree, time once again to head on over to meet the ol' family, eat some ham (which is what we have in Sweden instead of turkey - useless Swedish fact #324) and generally build up a healthy resentment towards your folks until same time next year. But hey, at least you get presents, right? Right?
I'll be back in a few days or so, probably several pounds heavier from all the fatty Swedish christmas food. Hope you all have a nice christmas! Take it easy!
Nicole
12-23-2004, 07:02 AM
Seasons greetings, or something. (http://pics.livejournal.com/stimpson/pic/0003a065)
Stupid xmas malarky. :D
King Mongo
12-28-2004, 11:55 PM
Or at least a moderately dysfunctional one, depending on how messed up your individual familes are. I probably qualify for that second christmas greeting myself. Yessiree, time once again to head on over to meet the ol' family, eat some ham (which is what we have in Sweden instead of turkey - useless Swedish fact #324) and generally build up a healthy resentment towards your folks until same time next year. But hey, at least you get presents, right? Right?
I'll be back in a few days or so, probably several pounds heavier from all the fatty Swedish christmas food. Hope you all have a nice christmas! Take it easy!
I thought all Swedish food was fatty.
Merry Christmas to all you wankers, too.
Of course it is. We need to build up our fat reserves in the winter so we can fight off the polar bears. I think. And also the walrusses.
Speaking of which: I ate so much ham this christmas I think I'm likely to start squealing like a pig. SQUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEEEEEEEEE!
Next xmas shall most definetely be spent abroad by the ladyfriend and me. Only not in Thailand like we originally planned.
Brent
12-29-2004, 11:07 AM
Hey all -- I've been offline due to a nonexistent Internet connection. So, uh... happy post Xmas! Happy pre New Year!
My family always does ham for Christmas :)
King Mongo
12-29-2004, 11:49 AM
Speaking of which: I ate so much ham this christmas I think I'm likely to start squealing like a pig. SQUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEEEEEEEEE!
Boy, you sure got a purty mouth.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! Let's get that banjo out!
Carlos
12-30-2004, 04:01 PM
We skipped the ham this year. You tend to overeat those things
every year. We went for a sweet and very sour feast of
pickled herring instead. And of course we "skjöljer ner den" with an abundance
of the finest schnaps! Add loads of beer, mulled wine, and loads of fatty rice pudding with milk and cream (and butter), and you got the lovliest christmas ever!
I guess we need much booze and fat to build up a healthy reserve which we need to survive the arctic cold!
King Mongo
12-30-2004, 04:07 PM
loads of fatty rice pudding with milk and cream (and butter), and you got the lovliest christmas ever!
I'm sorry, did you just say milk AND cream AND butter?
Now I know where the Wisconsonites and Minnesotans get it from--Swedish immigrants.
Ah, Swedish christmas food! I'd say that sounds an awful lot like "Risgrynspudding", the food a bulimics nightmares are made of. And "sköljer ned den" would of course be "wash it down". With booze. Lots of booze. A very Swedish christmas indeed. No wonder we tend to look like the exhibits displayed on Fat Chicks in Party Hats (http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/) up north after the holidays are done. !!!GO SWEDEN!!!
I never thought another Swede would find his way to these forums, by the way! Guess someone in Sweden must actually be reading my stuff. Yay!
We always have ham too. I thought ham was the normal thing. I think the only people who ever ate turkey for Christmas was that family with the crippled kid.
Carlos
01-03-2005, 08:33 AM
Ah, Swedish christmas food! I'd say that sounds an awful lot like "Risgrynspudding", the food a bulimics nightmares are made of. And "sköljer ned den" would of course be "wash it down". With booze. Lots of booze. A very Swedish christmas indeed. No wonder we tend to look like the exhibits displayed on Fat Chicks in Party Hats (http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/) up north after the holidays are done. !!!GO SWEDEN!!!
I never thought another Swede would find his way to these forums, by the way! Guess someone in Sweden must actually be reading my stuff. Yay!
Yeah.. It is risgrynspudding, served with a healthy dose of cloudberry or strawberry jam. my grandma use to add lot's of blanched almonds along with the milk, butter and double cream - making it even more fattier! Have you ever tried it with lutfisk? My other grandma used to serve it like that.. it's horrible..
damn i've gained many pounds this year. We totaly look like those party hat fatties.. NO EXAGERATION.
Haha. Are you really that surprised? there's a lots of swedish people on the net..
Carlos
01-03-2005, 08:36 AM
We always have ham too. I thought ham was the normal thing. I think the only people who ever ate turkey for Christmas was that family with the crippled kid.
really? that answers some questions for me! I've never figured how you americans could stand all that turkey. you have it on thanks giving - and then on christmas. WTF? it ain't that good. But now I know!
Haha. Are you really that surprised? there's a lots of swedish people on the net..
Yeah, I guess. It's just that I never expected any of them to actually be cool enough to find NA!P. Or whatever. Actually, the only interaction with fellow Swedes I've had since I started work for NA!P has been through an almost endless barrage of hatemail I've recieved over that comic on Swedish rap and the shittiness thereof. That thing generated even more hatemail than my comic about Gord and Maddox did. Says a lot about what us Swedes think is important, I guess.
Lutfisk och gröt/tårta så söt. Eller var det risgrynspudding så söt? Damn, next year I gotta spend christmas somewhere where I won't gain 50 kilos over the course of a few days. Originally, me and the lady friend had planned to go to Thailand this year. Boy are we glad we didn't!
Welcome to the forum, BTW. Glad to have another Swede on board. Hey, this means we can secretly insult Brent, Ken and Jeff behind their backs! In Swedish! Ha ha ha, they'll never know what it is we're saying! MUA HA HA HA HA HA!
Oh yeah! Well, er0zay isay aygay! Try to break that code, Swede!
"zer0 is the single greatest guy ever and we all love him." Man, that was an easy code!
Brent
01-04-2005, 04:33 PM
No you can't! I read Swedish! Here's my translation of "Lutfisk och gröt/tårta så söt. Eller var det risgrynspudding så söt?":
Lutfish is great/big tatas are too. Brent is a god.
Close, Brent. It actually ends 'Brent is a god of rigormortis pudding.'
Brent, that should be your new title instead of "Mastah a' Disastah"! Jag har stoppat upp era tandborstar i mitt arsel! Arriba!
Carlos
01-08-2005, 04:47 PM
Yeah, I guess. It's just that I never expected any of them to actually be cool enough to find NA!P. Or whatever. Actually, the only interaction with fellow Swedes I've had since I started work for NA!P has been through an almost endless barrage of hatemail I've recieved over that comic on Swedish rap and the shittiness thereof. That thing generated even more hatemail than my comic about Gord and Maddox did. Says a lot about what us Swedes think is important, I guess.
Lutfisk och gröt/tårta så söt. Eller var det risgrynspudding så söt? Damn, next year I gotta spend christmas somewhere where I won't gain 50 kilos over the course of a few days. Originally, me and the lady friend had planned to go to Thailand this year. Boy are we glad we didn't!
Welcome to the forum, BTW. Glad to have another Swede on board. Hey, this means we can secretly insult Brent, Ken and Jeff behind their backs! In Swedish! Ha ha ha, they'll never know what it is we're saying! MUA HA HA HA HA HA!
Thank you very very much! I'll guess I am really cool to get into NA!P! Wow!
it's a funny site, very weird in some places but wow!
I'm really really glad you didn't went to Thailand. You're too lucky man.. besides, Thailand too wasted by turists. Go to Mexico or Australia or something! Australia is too beautiful!
Jag vet, Brent, Ken och Jeff verkar vara såna nördar, alla vet ju att det är DU som är det verkliga geniet på No apologies! press. Dom är ju amerikanare,
och hur smarta är dom på en skala ? (ok - vissa är nog ganska smarta men bara vissa) Dessutom är ju dina grejer du gjort mycket bättre hehehe
You think NA!P is only "very" weird? Dude, try reading Future Retard (http://www.noapologiespress.com/futureretard/index.html)! Like, whoa!
Yeah, I'm glad we didn't go to Thailand, too. Australia does sound nice. We actually have an Aussie-lassie somewhere here on the forums. Her name is Nicole, but she flew to Canada and then to Racoon City and Silent Hill and then zombies ate her and since then we haven't seen her. Or something. Yeah.
Jo, Brent, Ken och Jeff är värsta töntarna, ese. Det är ju jag som gör allt det grafiska layout- och designjobbet, alltså! Hårda bud. Ha ha, de har ingen aning om vad vi säger nu. Fan vad jag skulle vilja ha en liten korvhund, förresten. Hårt.
Ken, zer0 is talking about you!
Brent
01-10-2005, 12:37 PM
I wish y'all would stop talking about my most manly member in Swedish.
Sheesh. Enough already. Let me understand how much you admire it.
I swear; we were talking about the korvhund. That means sausagedog in Swedish. We weren't at all discussing how all y'all are hopeless nerds or something like that. Nope, not at all. Nuthin'. KORV!!! HUND!!! KORV!!! HUND!!!
Carlos
01-25-2005, 03:42 PM
I swear; we were talking about the korvhund. That means sausagedog in Swedish. We weren't at all discussing how all y'all are hopeless nerds or something like that. Nope, not at all. Nuthin'. KORV!!! HUND!!! KORV!!! HUND!!!
Javisst. En korvhund kan man ju ta och skaffa. Så får man en "Hot dog" hihihihihi dåligt skämt. dåligt skämt. dåligt skämt. Riktigt uselt skämt.
Ja dom verkar ju vara riktiga hopplösa förlorare som trampat riktigt i klaveret. Små idioter som springer runt i cirklar på nätet istället för att hitta på något vettigt med livet. Alla vet ju att det är Peter (Peh-Tar) som härskar. och defintivt ingen annan!!! hihi
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