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button down that flapping upper lip of yours? Shut the fuck up, you dingleberry-brained chuckling chumps. Am I registering? Have you quit with the reality-altering drugs before what’s left of your brain turns to mush and starts oozing out of your nostrils and drips onto your keyboard, you gone-to-Disneyland-in-the-head-and-never-coming-back untreatable mental patients? Simply shut your cake sluice before I smash your pumpkin head with a sledgehammer of verbal abuse until you lose all use of language and are left with the words 'Please' 'Kill' and 'Me' as your only grasp of it. Are you hearing me? Shut your lollipop-sucking mouth before I ram your coned forehead up your gaping asshole and make you to dance the Macarena for nickels outside of your nearest Wal-Mart. Has that done it? Are you shutting it now? if not then start now, srart quieting your head before I come over there and kick your nuts so hard they dislodge your tonsils into where your eyeballs used to be right before I grabbed your mother's dildo out of your father's ass and used it to poke your brain out through the back of your John Merrick cranium, you monotone drones. I swear, if you don't shut the fuck up, I'll finger-fuck your eye sockets, get a bowling ball grip on your pumpkin head, and throw you back into the gutter where you belong. Just shut your senseless lips that flap in the breeze like the sails of the good ship lollipop. Do it for once in your retarded lives. I'll stick shove my foot so far up your ass that you'll be shitting shoe-shaped turds for a month if you do not initiate closed-mouth mode. And don't smart back again this time...if I want comments returning from your lipped pontificator, i'll slap you on the back of your heads and wake up that little peg legged hamster that operates the drool-powered waterwheel of thought in there. Until then, sit in the corner and wait until you can put statements into proper syntax, form, and grammar so I can at least understand what the fuck you're saying before I dismiss it.
Don't let me down...no more comments. End this thread. Shut the fuck up.
Love, DICK.
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You get even more ridiculous with every word that comes tumbling out your over-used mouth. Are you always this ignorant, or are you making a special effort today? Reading your site makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to you cross-dressing, gender-confused waste of genitalia. You pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. I bet you put pubic hairs between your teeth just to make it look like you get laid? Your face should be sued for attempting to impersonate a human, you freakish gargoyle. You're the typical left-wing, know-nothing, good-for-nothing, bleeding heart bungling bum who thinks the world owes you a living for doing nothing but farting into the ozone layer. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling fuck. Comic creator my ass. You couldn't win a cigar after giving birth in a tobacco field in Havana, you clueless, über-incompetent fuckwit. What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. Nah, of course you would. Now, why don’t you climb onto that Special Needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your fat ass down to the sports field and do some “outdoors” stuff for a change. Hell, if you don’t like it, you can always offer to lick-clean the jockstraps.
Shut the fuck up.
Love, Dick
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ironbark
08-14-2004, 06:42 AM
Your mother is lying under me and says hi dick, sorry I couldn't be there for you tonight like I usually am (the original bad boy bubby), but I am having alot of fun here with my brother who by the way is also your father.
I think DICK is really Maddox (http://maddox.xmission.com/)! YOU ARE MADDOX, DICK! ADMIT IT!!
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