Life Begins as Feces...

[Brent]

... according to CEO Bush. And Newsweek. And stuff:
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a
right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must
always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A feces
is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with
all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being."
The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his
error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the
word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus."

[zer0]

"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than—I say more Muslims—a lot of Muslims have died—I don't know the exact count—at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill."

- G.W Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

[Ken]

As much as I want the feces story to be true, unfortunately it's made up:
Urban Legends (http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp)

[zer0]

That site rules! As far as far-fetched urban legends go, I think this one (http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/drugs.htm) is pretty out there. At least when it comes to Walt Disney!

[Brent]

I hate people who check out Snopes to invalidate sweet stories.