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Brent
05-24-2004, 03:12 PM
Got two months of Netflix as a present, so I need y'all to recommend movies!
See the movie Spun (www.spunthemovie.com/) if you haven't already. It's a kickass film! And it stars Mickey Rourke as one of the supporting characters!
Speaking of Mickey Rourke; see "Angel Heart" if Netflix offers that one. It's really good in a kind of "Oedipus Rex" -way!
If you want to twist your mind into supple fragments (IE: go insane trying to figure out the plot), I can recommend "The Life of David Gale" starring Kevin Spacey. I saw it last Saturday, and it was good. Confusing, but good. At least I thought so.
Speaking of confusing; try watching MEMENTO (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209144/). Your brain will never be the same...
Ever see eXistenZ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120907/) by David Chronenberg? Pretty much the same thing. But weirder. Another personal favorite.
Can't think of any more at the moment. I'll probably think of at least a dozen as soon as I hit "POST", though! :)
King Of Death
05-24-2004, 03:24 PM
think of a dozen what if i want to know?
The Black Ninja has returned.
King Of Death
05-24-2004, 03:39 PM
The Matrix Revolutions, and The Last Samurai
Nicole
05-24-2004, 05:05 PM
Dead Alive and Bad Taste, certainly. I was also going to recommend 'Undead', but they don't seem to have it because they suck. Just get any movie with zombies innit, you just can't go wrong. Especially 'I was a teenage zombie' - ahahahahaha.
And, Army of Darkness! As we all know Bruce rules.
Ummm...
I just ran out of ideas off the top of my head. Sorry!
Speaking of, here's a terrific review of Memento:
Um, right here! (http://www.noapologiespress.com/headquarters/movies/memento.html)
How about About a Boy? Oh, you've probably seen that since you read it.
Um, what about Being John Malkovich? Oh, you've probably already seen it since you want to marry John Malkovich.
What about Lost in Translation? Oh, you've probably seen it since we saw it together.
I don't know! How about the Smurfs movie?
Right! I forgot you reviewed it already!
Hmm, lets see... How about "Gay Niggers From Outer Space" (http://www.pulsingcinema.com/reviews/gnfos.html)? IT IS FULL OF TEH DANJER MYSTEYS MY FRIEND!!!
EDIT: This movie is utterly bizzare and has repeatedly been voted "worst film ever made"! Check out the review! Also, I think IMDB has an entry about it. Truly mind-bendingly horrible! :D
kendalchen
05-26-2004, 04:00 PM
Ok, did you see:
Hedwig?
Lola?
I forget a) what you've already seen, and b) what you would even sit through. ;b
Brent
05-26-2004, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by zer0
Right! I forgot you reviewed it already!
Hmm, lets see... How about "Gay Niggers From Outer Space" (http://www.pulsingcinema.com/reviews/gnfos.html)? IT IS FULL OF TEH DANJER MYSTEYS MY FRIEND!!!
EDIT: This movie is utterly bizzare and has repeatedly been voted "worst film ever made"! Check out the review! Also, I think IMDB has an entry about it. Truly mind-bendingly horrible! :D
From the link:
"...where brave leader Captain B. Dick investigates this new "Earth," a world infested with icky females."
We so totally got ripped off.
Sue! Sue! Don't we own complete and total rights to the name Captain Dick? Hunh? Hunh? Damn, I'm going on Judge Mathis right now!
Brent
05-27-2004, 11:44 AM
I know, we so totally should!
Doesn't Nolo have a book about this sort of thing!?
Brent
05-27-2004, 01:25 PM
Maybe. Sheesh. Like I'm supposed to know.
Hey! Make a clan!
Why should I make a clan? Why don't you make a clan since you want a clan so badly? What the hell? Can't you do for yourself? Sheesh.
Although, if you make a clan, it'll probably be the queerest clan in queer city. Or something.
Brent
05-27-2004, 02:31 PM
I can't make a clan yet. I'm not l337.
Then again, maybe you're not l337 either. Maybe you're l336
I hear you can shop real cheap and buy at a discount when you're part of a clan! We should definetly start one!
Name suggestion time! What should NA!P:s clan be called? Huh? Huh?!
Brent
05-27-2004, 03:27 PM
I dunno. Clan by zer0?
Future Retards?
Crazy Asian Drink Investigators?
Dwarf Lovers?
Oh, I can't think today.
I vote for Alstralians United.
"The NA!Ppies"
"Zer0's her0es"
"Ken is gay"
The aforementioned "Dwarflovers"
"Flaming Sausagedog Warriors"
Or maybe just "Clan NA!P"
Brent
05-27-2004, 04:05 PM
"KiG" has a nice ring to it.
What levels are y'all on, anyway?
Dammit. zer0 beat me to the punch, or I was going to suggest a "Brent is Gay" clan. Besides, "BiG" looks better than "Kig." And besides again, Brent IS gay.
The Big Gay Ken fairy cracked me up, however. No matter how FAR from the truth it is!
Brent's gay, too? Man, everybody seems to be gay around here! Maybe we should just name the clan "the Backstreet Boys"!
The Backdoor Boys! I vote for that!
Plus, Ken! I made a Howling Balloon Monkey and named it Big Gay Brent! Bwa ha ha! Now Bigger, Gayer Ken does a little fairy dance and Big Gay Brent rubs his legs together squeakily.
Oh yeah. I'm level 6. I need 4 more Mysticality Points to be Level 7. I'm just 1 little point away from needing 3 Big Points. So, it'll probably be awhile. But at Level 7, I can form the clan.
How about The Soggy Bottom Backdoor Boys?
Heh heh! Yeah! Let's go with that one! :D
Brent
05-28-2004, 11:47 AM
My 15 pound mosquito is known as "JeffitySuxC0x0r"
Your mosquito is only 15 pounds? What a wussy.
So, Ken? Are you now DoomBunny without the space? Did you forget your password or something, sir?!
I just want to know so we can invite the right Doombunny into the clan. And before I start messaging you and giving you free stuff if it's not really you.
Liek, d00d! I sent Ken a white picket fence and a barskin tent! And now he just has to change his user name? Grah!
Man, that's too bad. Those are some snazzy items. Anyway, by hook and by crook and by straining every meat resource I had to the meat breaking point, I have achieved Level 7! So, here's the thing:
1. Clan Name. I like The Soggy Bottom Backdoor Boys. Do y'all agree?
2. Clan Credo: There's a huge text space for this. So. What's our credo, eh?!
I'll start the clan as soon as we all agree to these things, eh!?
Are you a Canadian, eh?
I like the "Soggy Bottom Backdoor Boys"-name. I say we go with that one! As for a credo, well, hm, I don't know. I can't think of anything right now. Maybe it's because I recently had 6 beers? Yup. That could be it! Lemme try again when I'm sober! Good work on the level increase!
You think better when you're sober?! Dude, we need a drunk man's credo!
Okay boys! Saddle up'n join clan The Soggy Bottom Backdoor Boys, ya hear? The clan is all set up'n ready ta go! So git!
I've applied! A clansman is me!
I just played for the first time in a week. Thanks for all the stuff, zer0!
So are you Doom Bunny and doombunny? Or just Doom Bunny?
I am Doom Bunny. The other guy's an imposter.
Man, I hate that other guy.
That other guy seems to be a "Turtle Tamer". I didn't even know that was a playble class in the first place. I've never seen anyone else that uses it.
We should email him and ask what's up with that name. What an impostor!
He's trying to be Ken! Ken, you should message him and find out why he uses the name Doom Bunny. Maybe HE loves the Doom Bunny figurine also! You guys could start a really gay club!
Look at me! I'm the king of death!
Nah, he's more like:
"Oh everyone hates me! I cut myself to see how much I bleed! Pay me attention, dammit! Oh woe is me! I'm 12 years old and goth and ninjas are cool! Hi zer0! I want to kill you and feast on your flesh 'cause I'm confused over my own homosexuality, you handsome devil you! Oh, did I say that out loud?"
Aaaaaaaaargh!! :mad:
Yeah, I know.
But I used the NINJA HEAD!!!!!11!!!!1!
LOLILOLILOLILOLILOLILOLZ!1! USINGS TEh NIiNJA HaED INS EVERY POSTS ISS O COoLZ!!1! TeH REAL KINGOFDEATH IS SO ORIGINAL FOR USINGS It, LOL!!!
GOTH ANdS N1NJaS R00000lz, LOLILOL!!!
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