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Brent
05-10-2004, 10:33 AM
Uh oh... it's time again:
http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php
What the hell is "Kingdom Of Loathing"?!
Scratch that, I'm now a member! :D Man, this shit is funny! Watch for the mighty seal-clubber "zer0" inna da future!
Brent
05-10-2004, 01:08 PM
I'm a disco... uh... disco something! I'm level 3! I rule.
I'm level three, too! I think! We rule! *High Five* Wooooo! But now it says I can't go on any more adventures for today. Sucks! :(
We should form a clan together! And get all of the other Forum participants to join in, as well! Anybody got any good ideas for clan-names?
I need more goddamn adventures!
And I shouldn't have sold my asparagus knife. Dammit.
Brent
05-11-2004, 04:23 PM
You apparently get 40 new turns at midnight, Eastern Time. So I can play at 9:00 :)
Hey zer0, did you get my message?
Heh, yeah. I hadn't looked at the features of the game in any great depth, so I wasn't aware that you could actually send messages. I sent one back, you should have it by now.
I know. I used those and posted. Then I made a second character who used all his adventures fighting in the pantry. He then gave my other character all the food he found so my main character could have more adventures. Until he was too full to eat more for more adventures. Stoopid.
You should make your character a Seal Clubber. I hear all the cool kids play as Seal Clubbers!
My character that supplies my main character with turns is a Seal Clubber. His name is Dwarflover.
My main character is a Pastamancer. He's TheRedLizardKing. He kicks your ass.
He's found both the Dolphin King's treasure and Dr Hobo's Scalpel. Rule dude!
Yeah, well, MY character is SO BADASS that... that... that HE DRINKS MILK STRAIGHT FROM THE CARTON!!! How are you gonna top that?!
My character masturbates straight in the carton!
MY character SWITCHES cartons, so that YOU drink your own cum!! Haha! Rule! Ruuuuule!! :D
Brent
05-12-2004, 12:01 PM
My character takes a big, white dump into the second carton! Wee!
Bwa ha ha! My character masturbates in his own carton! So you just switched for the masturbate carton! And Brent took a dump in that carton too! That's disgusting!
And your character likes it!
So does mine cause he's so bad ass. That's why he masturbates in his own milk. Which you stole! Jerk!
Haha! The joke's on you, because I REPLACED my character with YOUR character right before you masturbated into your own milk, so it's STILL your character what drinks the cum! And Brent's white marshmallow-like poo! :D
Man, I'm the king of stealth! Not only did I manage to steal your milk, but I stole your character too! And made him drink your cum! I should be featured on "Unsolved Mysteries" for my sheer criminal prowess!
I didn't masturbate into milk! My character did! Well, since you replaced my character with your character right before my character masturbated into his milk, then either my character masturbated into your character's milk or your character masturbated into my character's milk. And one of them drank it! Ha ha ha!
Brent
05-12-2004, 01:38 PM
Someone, send me meat!
See, Brent IS gay! Hurry, someone give him the meat.
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!
The only time Ken posts is to burn Brent about his gayness. Which wouldn't be such a burn if Brent would just come out of his very gay closet already.
I created a character for Kingdom of Loathing too. He's just a weak girly man so far.
Brent
05-13-2004, 09:20 AM
Then why am I on fire?
All I can say is that it was Ken who indicated he wanted to take me to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar with that Xmas gift of his.
And Ken's the only one among us who consistently brags about hanging out in gay bars with gay friends from his gay college (or something like that).
And, uhm... Ken has a gay brother-in-law!
If Ken invites me to go with him to his favorite gay bars along with his friends and brother-in-law, but I don't go, does that make me gay?
Yes because you are not secure enough in your non-gayness to be all gay. See? You're so gay!
One of Ken's gay friends tried to make me into a love puppet! Man, none of my gay friends have ever done that to Ken. At least, I don't think Brent has.
Ha ha ha! Wasn't that a good one?!
How does one make someone else into a "love puppet"? Stick a hand up his butt?
Ew.
Isn't that what the gays do?
Ha ha ha! Those crazy gays! :D What'll they think of next?! Their own pride parade, or something?
So, anything new going on anywhere with anyone? Are zer0 and I the only ones utilitzing the message system on Kingdom of Loathing? Man, we've traded so much cool stuff.
My Mosquito Familiar is eight pounds! And his name is sooooooo original! It's Vlaaad!
My mosquito only just started out, so he's really skinny at only 1 single pound. But he's got a cool name though! Not surprisingly, it's "Sausagedog". !!! GO SAUSAGEDOG !!! !!! THE DEFENDER OF THE FUTURE !!!
Brent
05-19-2004, 10:57 AM
I haven't been on in days! But apparently your turns save up, so that's sweet
Brent
05-19-2004, 04:20 PM
Wee! My friend gave me an xTreme Meat Sword!
And here's a complete index on how to combine stuff:
www.agesoftime.com/kol
Everyone should get a "bar skin tent"!
I'm not looking at that list. Half the fun for me is discovering what combines with what. Like when I made a Meat Face. And then the Lifeless Meat Puppet.
No to animate my Meat Puppet! Puppet of Meat!
Oh yeah, and I already have a bar skin tent too. Whee!
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