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Brent
03-03-2004, 09:08 AM
Otherwise known as the Game that Makes Darkle Cry.
http://cs.plici.ro/dld/pinguin.swf
Contests:
1) Farthest penguin slappage
(Currently 315.7, Brent)
2) Exact hits of 300, 250, 200, 150, 100, 50 will make you king of that distance
Yea! 316.9! Take that, Brent!
Man, now 319.9! I rock! I should have learned about this at the END of the work day.
Brent
03-03-2004, 10:11 AM
GRRR! Just hit 319.8!!!
Brent
03-03-2004, 10:14 AM
320.3
I r0x3r!
I think 321.0 might be the max because I've hit it several times, and it is always that even number. Unless someone can beat it!
Brent
03-03-2004, 01:56 PM
Someone on another board is saying 323.something seems to be the max because he keeps hitting it. So don't wimp out!
EXPANDED RULES!
Be the king of a number! When you get close to 200, say a 200.5 or so, declare yourself the "King of 200." You'll be king until someone posts a number closer to 200 than yours. If there's a tie between a higher value and a lower value (such as 200.2 vs. 199.8), the lower value wins the tie breaker. If someon actually hits that number -- straight up 200 -- he or she is king until someone hits it TWICE.
Numbers that are up for your kingdom are 300, 250, 200, 150, 100
2) SHORTEST DISTANCE
Shortest distance greater (or lesser) than zero is a contest too! Win, team, win!
I'm the king of 200! I've hit 199.9! Yay, I win all of Brent's games.
Brent
03-03-2004, 02:16 PM
You best be taking screenshots, cheater!
Brent
03-03-2004, 02:24 PM
Hurrah! 323.4
I am the very bestest! I just bet!
Brent
03-03-2004, 02:27 PM
Shortest distance is 63.4
Yes! Infinite distance! My penguin must be from Krypton!
Xan sent us to this about a week ago. Because Kendal and I own a penguin that she thinks is a mole and she hates him.
Ha! 323.4! I'z done tied Brent!
El Bandito
03-03-2004, 04:20 PM
ha, shortest distance is mine at...56.3
Brent
03-03-2004, 04:56 PM
Nope, ties don't count! I'm the first!
Originally posted by Ken
Ha! 323.4! I'z done tied Brent!
56.3 is like a whiff error. Like, maybe you got a piece of the tail feather or something. I scored that and my penguin didn't go anywhere.
100.7. Do I get Queen of 100!?
I'm the King of 200! Perfect nose dive on the 200 marker! Woo hoo!
Hey, I got 2112! Does that count for anything?
Pshaw! That's nothing! My penguin is currently in a stable orbit around Saturn, ready to deploy little penguin-probes into it's mysterious atmosphere! You guys just can't hit hard enough. Amatuers.
I declare Jeff "Queen of 100!" Or just a big queen.
Brent
03-05-2004, 09:21 AM
King of 150! Beat 150.2!
Also, one more perfect nose dive on 200 and I'll be taking that crown from Jeff!
EXPANDED RULES!
Longest and Shortest "Nose Dives"
Longest so far is 206.7
Ignus
03-05-2004, 01:19 PM
You are all horrible people. Picking on all the defenseless penguins who just happend to jump straight down in front of that cruel bat'er. We'll I am here to tell you, fear for you lives, they will get their revenge, and if you don't believe me just click here. (http://thepenguinconspiracy.com/)
El Bandito
03-05-2004, 02:29 PM
i believe i have the longest hit now, 575.7, go here to get long ones http://www.yonkis.com/mediaflash/yeti_gorez.swf
Brent
03-05-2004, 03:13 PM
Other versions of the game are verbotten. In part because I've already slapped a penguin 1867.something units of measurement.
Brent
03-08-2004, 02:37 PM
Wee! I'm the new king of 200!
So sweet.
King Mongo
03-09-2004, 01:03 PM
Hitting penguins around with a club. Try pushing people down stairs. (http://jet.ro/dismount/)
65928 points! I r0xxorzzz!!! :D
Brent
03-10-2004, 09:08 AM
Only losers download lame games, sir!
King Mongo
03-10-2004, 08:21 PM
Up yours, you...you...terrorist!
Brent
03-10-2004, 09:42 PM
u w1LL a$bL0|)3, f@qor7!
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