Let's Haiku!

[Brent]

You have not purchased
The t-shirt I made for you
I hate you forever

[Brent]

Loud labored laments
The bread moves, not a river
Big plop in still bowl

[Brent]

The shirts are so rad
Where is yours, you don't have one?
How gay are you, dude?

[Brent]

OH GOD THE RED BLOOD
A HOT SYRUP ON BROWN CAKES
don't eat from this bowl

[Brent]

My, you look pretty
In that black ringer tee with
NA!P blaring

[Brent]

Quiet evening breaks
Soft sirens wail on tonight
Medics save broke ass

[Nicole]

the t-shirts aren't black
must not betray my keen sense
of fashion, baby

[zer0]

I cannot possibly afford
your insane American prices,
need money for school litterature

[zer0]

If I ever get rich, I'll
donate massivly to NA!P!
Like that'll ever happen

[Ken]

Don't fall for his tricks!
He wants a new computer!
Make him buy his own.

[Brent]

Poo poo on you, dude
Even if t-shirts move, it's
One-fourth of the whole

[zer0]

I wish I had enough money
to buy a dachshund, we
would fight crime together!

[Brent]

Ah Swede, your haikus
Kills the five-seven-five rule
America knows

[zer0]

Brent; you shouldn't worry, I say
'cause the breaking of rules' A-OK

especially when
they are made by small men

from Japan, so perverted and gay!

[Cappy Ahab]

zer0, you make us say
Hey! Go back to Switzerland
You shirt shirker guy!

[Ken]

Oh, such wrong haiku
middle, seven syllables
five here and on top

[zer0]

Let's destroy the whole
haiku system and replace
it with limerics, guys!

[Brent]

I see we have taken haiku to a new level, a new form. Let's call it fucku. The only rule is that has to end with

Fuck this shit.

GO!
Fuck this shit

[Jeff]

New level? Go back and read all of my old haikus! I've never followed form. I'm sure they've been published in a book somewhere. You can probably find them at your local non-union bookstore.

I never wrote in the fucku form though. Although, I think my middle finger is pretty good at it.

[Cappy Ahab]

Haiku crew review:
Antidisestablishment
Types don't fail. You do.

[Brent]

Was that a haiku?

[Brent]

Plastic clicky CLACK
Tap the keys, return carriage
You are the loud one

[Brent]

Future Re -tard -dux
Pepsi in every nation
West is right, not left

[Cappy Ahab]

Haiku reign supreme
If rhyme words are used instead
Of lame unrhymed scheme

Like this:

Whoops! There goes rabbit
He with 8 Mile distractions
Defied gravity.

Or, more obviously, this:

Jeff scrawls Dwarven tales
Scratches skulls with blunt humor
Bathes in elven ales

Or:

What did Ken not say?
In print at least, quite a bit.
Proves he isn't gay.

Or:

Brent's old hair empowered
New hair indicates gayness
During Fame deflowered.

Or:

zer0 is a Swede
Sweden is his state of choice
zer0 is a Swede

Or:

Nicole dons white socks
Rules Alstralia with a fist,
Backwards loos and clocks.

Or:

DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK
DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK
DICKETY DICK DICK

[zer0]

That last part is from the soundtrack to "Dick Tracey" by Madonna from back when she wasn't a old ugly hag! You cheater!

[Aggregate Kid]

Haikuramba

by The Aggregate Kid

i am eccentric
i wonder if it could be
the light is dimmer

the space is growing
my grip loosens from your hand
maybe you should know

like hope we all loved
we adored you, so we could,
we could have said so

rest in peace, dear Ken,
for now hold in your arms,
think of what we grow

we talked after school,
the bees were buzzing wildly
as if he's going to cry

so can i not live
with my ex-best friend.
i cried more that night.

only a demon
could do without his heart
the dark road you now find

what, you may hate me
i try to walk away
always one more time.