Cast your vote!

[zer0]

...Or don't! It's entirely up to you!

I only just now entered my comics into TopWebcomics.com (http://www.topwebcomics.com). Just thought it'd be funny to see how it would be doing against other comics from around the world. Last time I looked, I was in place #247. You have to go to the last page to see it. There's no banner showing up until you hit like the top 10 or top 5 or whatever, so it may be slightly difficult to find among the others.

My comic needs your help to be number one and bring the crowds to NA!P! Vote, damn you!

Uh, I mean, if you want to, that is. No pressure here, or anything. Nope. None at all. :)

[Cappy Ahab]

I voted, I think. Is this going to make you Prime Minister of Iceland?

[Brent]

Yay zer0! Promoting himself! Initiative, drive, a will to succeed!

He'll be rich in no time!

Will vote now.

[zer0]

Alright! Yeah! Thanks! I've skyrocketed from place 247 to 218!

I've also added my comic to the site onlinecomics.net. It said I should be added in a matter of days, apparently. If you wanna vote there too, I added a link to that site at the bottom of my main page!

Thanks for all the support. Rest assured, my brethren; IF I ever get rich, Iceland will be just one of the nations we shall rule with our zombie army-- erm, I mean, eh, forget you heard that!

Phew! Can't mention secret plan, can't mention secret plan..!

[Brent]

Uh, where's the link I should click? I mean, it's on your page somwhere, right?

[zer0]

It should be near the bottom on my main (pimp) page, under the block with the general links for NA!P. Try updating the page. The link is a small box with the words "onlinecomics" on it.

[Brent]

Oh, I saw that, but what about TopWebComics? They're different, right?

[zer0]

Oh yeah! Must've forgotten them. I'll add a link. Hang on...

EDIT: There! How's that?

[Ignus]

Iv always assumed that i was a very important person, but untill that moment when voted for your comic and it went from 219 to 205 did i realize i was 14 people important!

[zer0]

Oh yeah! Keep on rising to the top! Thanks, mr. VIP Ignus!

[DICK]

good luck

[Jeff]

Where is the button to vote for DICK? This isn't very democratic.

[zer0]

Aw c'mon! You know that democracy is so 1900's! Nobody does it anymore!

And er, DICK, eh, thanks! I guess.

EDIT: I've now climbed to place 200! w00t!

[Nicole]

I put in a special Alstralian vote, with poison. You went from 202 to 189. I think I scared 'em.

[zer0]

Thanks, Nicole! You're very sweet, even though you're poisonous!

[Nicole]

I'm dead sexy, too.

[zer0]

You mean like a zombie girl?

[Nicole]

braaaaiiinnnnss....

[zer0]

Speaking of which; zombie models oughtta be funny. I'll bet they'd be the only bimbos in the world who'd openly admit they'd need brains!

[Ken]

Darn. My voting power was only worth four slots. Zer0 has just gone from 180 to 176. Wish I had that super Alstralian voting power.

[zer0]

Meh, not everyone can be lethally poisonous. Thanks for voting, you suspiciously ambigious married man, you! :)

[Cappy Ahab]

Don't forget to vote today! comix by zer0 is seven votes away from being sort of close to the top 100! Which will make us all rich!

[Jeff]

Yay! Richness through Swedish! I can't wait! All the weird gummy fish candy and linkinparkberry we could ever wish for! Wheeee!

[zer0]

Tack så mycket! Tack så hemskt mycket! When we get the card game going we'll be even richer still and can buy whole nations and flood them with our zombie armies, wiping out all resistance in our path -- gack! Must-not-mention-secret-plan!!

[Cappy Ahab]

Come on people! He's stuck at 165! I can't do this alone!

Well, I can, but it will take 300 days for me to get him into the top 50. And you know I'm not the type to take on such a ridiculous, persistent obsession.

But the rest of you are! Now, go! Before you force me to Trademark!(tm) this game!

[zer0]

He's stuck at 165!

162! Whee!

[Ken]

159 now!

[zer0]

157!

[Cappy Ahab]

150 ends with a zer0!

[zer0]

139 doesn't, but that's where I'm at now! w00t!

[Cappy Ahab]

132 is only 131 away from #1!

Vote again, swabbies!

[zer0]

Wow. I have to take back some of the bad stuff I've said to you in the past. Thanks for the votes and all the help! :)

I'm definently gonna update the page inna da future, just so y'all don't think that I'm neglecting it or have forgotten. School and everyting, y'know. Should be (slightly) less busy soon, though.

[Cappy Ahab]

Go to Norway, screwball. My passion for the game of Vote for Comix!(tm) is beyond any half-baked Swedish insults you might hurl. We have got to reach the championship, do or die. I didn't pick this crew of scallywags, but by God, I'm not going down in obscurity just because we've got a bunch of queens and foreigners on deck.

[zer0]

I didn't realize Vote For Comix!(tm) was a game. Is it an Olympic event? If it is, I hope it doesn't involve curling. Cause I hate curling.

[Brent]

Weee!

A vote a day keeps the Dangerous Alstralian Witch Doctoress away!

[Cappy Ahab]

You are so crikey in love, Brent, it makes me yack my crikey Vegemite. What would your wife Ken say if he ever found out about your crush on Nicole?

[zer0]

Blimey! Crikey Koala Crock Foster Lager Blimey Abbo Opera House! Platypus!

[Brent]

Vote!

[Chocolate Ninja]

Zero for president! Viva la revolution, ya dig!

[Cappy Ahab]

But you can't win if you don't play!

So play, dadgummit!

Vote Here In Case You are Too Lazy to Go Back 2 Pages (http://www.TopWebcomics.com)

3 more votes and it cracks 120.

[Brent]

Not sure how it works, but I wonder if it picks up votes not coming from zer0's index page, because there's no special affiliate code.

[Cappy Ahab]

shuddup and vote, Mr. Logistics.

[Brent]

meep!

[zer0]

I can't figure it out either. It has an "out" and an "in" column, but there's no button to actually vote the comic in or out. Or does it mean that it's recieved 30 votes from me, and 30 votes from other IP adresses, or that the site automatically splits the incoming votes into "in" and "out" votes or that Ken is gay?

[Nicole]

Jeebus, I go away for a bit and I come back to:

A vote a day keeps the Dangerous Alstralian Witch Doctoress away!

What would your wife Ken say if he ever found out about your crush on Nicole?

and


Blimey! Crikey Koala Crock Foster Lager Blimey Abbo Opera House! Platypus!

Ow, my brain!

[Cappy Ahab]

Ow, my brain! I have read
That stupid foreign gits sitting at their desks
Have by the very droning of the forum
Been stuck so to the paste of Asian drinks
They have proclaim'd their love for me;
For zer0, though he has no class, will shreik
For nudity and cuddles. I'll have these wombats
Trained for something like the Briz31 talent show
Before mine throne: I'll observe their pouts;
I'll tent them to the quick: if they but belch,
I know my course. The morons that I have seen
Running rampant on these boards are devils
With no marsupial qualities; yea, and perhaps
Out of my queenness and my misanthropy,
As they are very potent with such spirits,
Annoys me to concern me: I'll have grounds
More relative than this: the board has sent
The way in which I'll catch the conscience of the Brent.

~~To be recited by a lovesick Nicole.

[Nicole]

You should go into the greeting card business, Cappy! NA!P greetings, designed to make you go, "Bzuh?"

It touched my heart, though. Except, you did get one little detail wrong. I can't even get Briz31 at my house, the reception's too bad!

[Cappy Ahab]

I'll talk to them about upping their power. We never should have given you folks television. And you never should have given us Paul Hogan. Neither of us know what do with either.