View Full Version : zer0's gone LIVE on NA!P
Brent
12-16-2003, 11:42 PM
Following some sort of wicked tradition [Ken's famous for his "It happened once, it's a tradition" stance, but since it's happened more than once, it really can be a tradition. Maybe], another one of our high-volume posters here in the forums has turned in original material for publication on NA!P.
Comix by zer0 (http://www.noapologiespress.com/zer0comics/Comicsbyzer0.htm)
Sweet shit, I do declare!
Nicole
12-17-2003, 05:20 AM
I hereby declare my intent to run away with Bob the Corpse. What a man!
Brent
12-17-2003, 10:09 AM
"Ah MAN!"
Brent
12-17-2003, 10:11 AM
If you stare into zer0's reflective sunglasses (http://www.noapologiespress.com/zer0comics/Aboutme.htm), you can see Tubgirl featured as his wallpaper.
No, no, no! I was actually watching pictures of carcrashes when I snapped that picture. This is also why I'm smiling.
Nicole
12-17-2003, 06:06 PM
That's a somewhat sinister smile, zer0. *shifty eyes*
Must be all the glue I sniff. Oops!
EDIT: Darn! I should have written: "Must've been the Moloko Drenchrome I drank before I took the picture. It gets you ready for a bit of the old ultra-comics". I always let comedic masterpieces like that just pass me by!
Cappy Ahab
12-19-2003, 08:01 AM
I think you need at least one droog before you take a shot at that sort of reference...and forum dwellers don't count.
Especially not forum dwellers with a shattered right little finger (sans fingernail) and three suddenly missing wisdom teeth. Not that I'm pointing any (brutally destroyed) fingers at anyone.
...or typing very slowly, or anything like that.
Man, Cappy. You are a walking calamity. What the hell happened to you now?
Boy, I'd sue that dentist. I'm pretty sure your finger isn't supposed to be shattered while having wisdom teeth removed.
Cappy Ahab
12-19-2003, 08:34 AM
Pretty simple really. Flight from Texas, business suit, ice storm, sailing vessel with a heavy trunk, spurting blood, rapidly expiring dental insurance and voila!: a recipe for complex pain responses!
Rinse. Repeat.
On the upside, this week I also had semi-courtside seats to the Timberwolves game vs. Houston...on Vicodin. Yes! Fred Hoiberg never looked so graple and boiyaishish and Sam Cassell's head looked like a Zeppelin!
Wait, was the sailing vessel spurting blood? Or was the heavy trunk doing it? I'm confused!
Cappy Ahab
12-19-2003, 08:42 AM
Yeah, me too. This week, like my former appendage, is all a blur.
Think we could sell Moloko Vicodin down at the Korova? That drug sounds like a fun fun time! Wheee!
Vicodin doesn't do much for me. Maybe I'm not taking enough.
Maybe you've developed a tolerance? Try injecting it!
The Grinch
12-19-2003, 10:51 AM
That picture of zer0 looks just like that guy in Goodfellas that Joe Pesci whacked.
"Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box!"
King Mongo
12-19-2003, 12:40 PM
I liked it, it was great. It only fuels my desire to become a cop, so I too can find people with the American Dream, beat the shit out of them, and take it for myself.
And then molest it.
Brent
12-19-2003, 12:45 PM
zer0's emails to me makes me think he and Mongo would be best buddies, loathing themselves and the world around them!
King Mongo
12-19-2003, 12:48 PM
I hate you, too!!
Did you wallow in the greatness of ROTK, yet? P.S. I'm starting to wanna see it again. But, I'm currently on an anti-chain kick--Grand Lake only for Mongo. What say you?
Glad you liked it. There may be additional episodes featuring our two trusty cops inna da future, only with other crimes like "larceny" or "robbery". Or, of course, there's always the tried and true favorite; "rape"!
King Mongo
12-19-2003, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by zer0
Glad you liked it. There may be additional episodes featuring our two trusty cops inna da future, only with other crimes like "larceny" or "robbery". Or, of course, there's always the tried and true favorite; "rape"!
Yes, Brent may ban me for being neither sarcastic nor facetious, nor posting in a totally nonsensical way, but it's good--nice styling, sort of modern, but the perps remind me a bit of R. Crumb, and the subject matter is ripe. Cops and Tub Girl are almost a match made in heaven...
Hmm, "Tub Girl - the comic strip"..?
Hey..!
Brent
12-19-2003, 02:26 PM
Tubgirl does have a lot to say on the matter.
Mongo, if you wanna go tonight, drop me an email at the nolo account
Cappy Ahab
12-19-2003, 02:35 PM
Waitaminnit. Mongo and Brent are going Tubgirling at Nolo?
Something isn't legal.
What is a nolo? Are they tasty?
I bet if it was owned by the DEA, it would be called nohi.
YUK YUK YUK!
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