Are you guys deceased or something?

[zer0]

Hey, whoa, where is everybody? Ken? Brent? Jeff? Ahab? Grinch? I feel like I entered some alternate reality, like in Silent Hill, where the forum is devoid of people and no one is around. What happened to everyone? Did y'all have a nuclear war over there in the States, and I'm the forums only survivor 'cause I'm Swedish, or what? Or is it that whole "thanksgiving" thang which keeps you away? You Americans and your strange holidays; christmas, thanksgiving, you're always celebrating something by choking a turkey.

PS: Hey, Jeff! If you're reading this; I'm sorry for the recent lack of pics. I'll draw some more real soon!

[DICK]

Dude! Where's Brent, Jeff and my fucking car?????

Where's my portable chicken rotisserie complete with Ron
Popiel's odd shaped head and gesticulations????

DICK

[zer0]

You don't count. Everybody knows you're an automated insult-generating-program which originated wholly inside the Matrix.

[Cappy Ahab]

And you would think such well-heeled men of international savvy would realize that it was Thanksgiving Holiday in the United States last week. Ergo, we were busy giving thanks to God for His providence and also for not shutting down this forum, despite the presence of Jeff and DICK.

[Brent]

Hey, you think I'm going to hang out on the forum when there's no work to be done?

[The Grinch]

Yeah, I'm here. All the time I've allocated to pointless internet stuff has gone to AoA lately. We're at war again, and it's been pretty cool. The Five Pillars (http://t5p.jaggu.org/) is an excellent game. It's not nerfed down like Archmage, and we haven't had this much fun since AM beta reset. :D You guys are missing out.

Anyway, did I miss anything important? :rolleyes:

[Brent]

Uhm, totally! You missed, like, that HUGE porn thread which we had to take off because it kept crashing the server. It was sweet. It featured fishermen and their parrots.

[Cappy Ahab]

Hey now.

[Brent]

What? It's not like we were talking about whales.

Whales are fat.

[The Grinch]

Parrot porn? And I missed it??? :( Well, this might interest you. Next month's feature article in Playboy: "Whales of the Bering Straights". Hubba hubba.