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King Mongo
11-24-2003, 06:16 PM
"IF THAT BENDAJO THINK HE MAKE ME TO SPELL IRAQ DIFFERENT FROM WHAT I DO, I STUFF THE PUTO'S CAJONES INTO HIS BUTTHOLE, AND I LIKE SEE WHAT HE DO 'BOUT IT!" Gonzalez declared during a guest appearance on last Thursday's episode of WWE Smackdown.

This sort of rancorous vindictive--which I can only pray is in truth hyperbolic--is precisely the sort of discourse which...

Fuck this shit, it's too hard to talk all smart and shit, and now the joke's not fucking funny. Fuck this.
Studio8
11-24-2003, 11:59 PM
King,
Do you need someone to talk to?

Ok?
Cappy Ahab
11-25-2003, 07:59 AM
Ha! Ha! That was funny, just like the Matrix where all the computer chips jump out of the cake and shout "Surprise! It's the Matrix!" and Canoe Reeves says "Whoa."

And then emotes.

Makes you think, doesn't it?
Brent
11-25-2003, 08:47 AM
Man, that was the most HILARIOUSLY FUNNY THING I've ever, ever read.
zer0
11-25-2003, 08:51 AM
Man, I wish I had complete strangers asking me if I needed someone to talk to! Being a king must be so easy!
Studio8
11-25-2003, 11:21 AM
It's not as easy as you think. Many kings are forced to travel year round, causing them to miss awesome family time during real meaningful holiday like Thanksgiving and Father's Day. Other kings are forced to go through piles and piles of contracts within the castle. That's right - the decision is all theirs. Everyone is eligible for being layed off and the king can't help it. He is simply doing his job, like any other decent man would or wouldn't do.

What I'm trying to say is that I don't feel like talking to King Mango anymore. Does anyone else wanna talk?
zer0
11-25-2003, 11:35 AM
My country has a king. I can assure you the job is a walk in the park. Mainly PR. And yet the bastard wants more money.

I really wish I had a miniature pig. That or a wienerdog.
King Mongo
11-25-2003, 11:47 AM
Originally posted by Studio8
King,
Do you need someone to talk to?

Ok?

I AM THE HOPING YOU ARE TALKING THE DIRTY TO ME!! I AM LIKING THE TAKING DIRTY!!!
Cappy Ahab
11-25-2003, 12:15 PM
Mongo's over it.
I know he is.
Let's pretend that he's not drinking.
We'll tell ourselves
He's overboard
Cuz he's the King of Reductive Thinking.
zer0
11-25-2003, 12:28 PM
ANDALE! IT IS EL YOU TOO WOULD ALSO TOO WANT THE MINIPIG?! ARRIBA! vienerdog mexican wrestler
Studio8
11-27-2003, 08:11 AM
How do we talk dirty?