View Full Version : Poisoned by Pasta, Parmigean and Pesto!
Brent
11-18-2003, 01:43 PM
Yes, the restaurant did try to kill me off, but it did not, despite the hours and hours and hours of vomiting noodles and spraying butt-pea all over the place.
The saddest part is that there was only bathroom, and both Simone and I were "distressed" all night long. At one point, I had to run outside to my front yard to spew noodles all over it.
Fucking unclean restaurant workers. I hate you bad.
Did y'all have sex that night?
El Bandito
11-18-2003, 02:02 PM
cant be any worse than gas station bathroom sex
Cappy Ahab
11-18-2003, 02:41 PM
If you had been more of an optimist, you could have marketed yourself as a human pasta fountain at an all-night rave. Your misery could have netted you 50 bucks an hour.
What an opportunity wasted.
Prease, what is "butt-pea"? It not grow naturally in my country. What taste like? Good?
King Mongo
11-18-2003, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by Brent
Yes, the restaurant did try to kill me off, but it did not, despite the hours and hours and hours of vomiting noodles and spraying butt-pea all over the place.
The saddest part is that there was only bathroom, and both Simone and I were "distressed" all night long. At one point, I had to run outside to my front yard to spew noodles all over it.
Fucking unclean restaurant workers. I hate you bad.
So, why do you not name the place, so I can try it out? I've never gotten hours and hours of enjoyment from a single meal!
Nicole
11-19-2003, 03:41 AM
Gee Brent. You're so sexy right now.
Did you have the jalapeno linguisa noodle platter?
Brent
11-19-2003, 09:28 AM
I'm not naming it just now, Mongo, because I'm taking Jeff to dinner there when he shows up on Friday.
Which isn't an invitation to sex, Jeff, even if I'm very sexy right now. For that, you need to huggle with Ken.
Hey Mongo, wanna hang out with us on Friday night!?
King Mongo
11-19-2003, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by Brent
I'm not naming it just now, Mongo, because I'm taking Jeff to dinner there when he shows up on Friday.
Which isn't an invitation to sex, Jeff, even if I'm very sexy right now. For that, you need to huggle with Ken.
Hey Mongo, wanna hang out with us on Friday night!?
Are we going to make the many, many scat jokes?
Hey! What about my invitation? I wanna sample pasta with butt-peas too. They sound mighty good!
Actually, I'm not going to be able to make it up. Give me a call, Brent. My mother planned a *vomit* family picture *re-vomit* for Friday evening. Bah. Evil. Maybe I'll just get drunk for that.
Brent
11-19-2003, 11:11 PM
I'll just swoop in with my Dixie horn ablazin', and you can jump through my window, cuz I welded them shut and all.
Mongo, I'll be picking Jeff up later in the evening, so you should still plan to hang. You too zer0 -- pick ya up Oakland airport around, oh, 7:00pm PST.
Dude, I'm already here! Where's my limo??
King Mongo
11-19-2003, 11:16 PM
Narrator: "The folks in Hazard county hadn't seen a window hop airport pick up in a good long time, and this one looked like a doozy.
Mongo may have spit and cursed, but deep down inside that black heart of his, he was looking forward to what was to come--whatever it was!"
King Mongo: "you fags!"
King Mongo
11-19-2003, 11:24 PM
Brent, did you read any of my articles, yet? They were thoroughly researched! it's the most I've written since last Christmas, so I'm moderately excited.
Brent
11-20-2003, 09:30 AM
You forgot "cold" in that heart description, Mongo.
Haven't read yet, will try to at work during catalog breaks, and will get at least one of the articles up by Friday. Do I need to publish both at the same time? If not, which one should I put up first? Oh, email me your answer.
King Mongo
11-20-2003, 09:48 AM
Why do you jerk my chain so? "Come here and read this--then go over there and respond!" What is this, some kind of chain jerking festival???
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