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Brent
11-03-2003, 09:18 AM
...the site hasn't been updated recently. Most of the blame lays with the FTP site, which we can't access for the meantime.
I didn't want to point fingers, but the temptation became too great!
Cappy Ahab
11-04-2003, 08:36 AM
I don't know if you've noticed, but the site hasn't been updated recently. Any news on that front?
Ha ha! (Note to Swedes and Alstrals: American humor is quite sophisticated. It typically involves stating what someone else has seen or observed and then laughing about it. See also: Chandler Bing, Def Comedy Jam.)
Heh! Did you know that American humor involves stating something that someone just said, and then laughing about it? I did! Ha ha ha! Just Like Chandler Def and the Bing Comedy Jam!
Brent
11-04-2003, 10:02 AM
Ha! Just like Chandler Def and the Bing Comedy Jam! Ha!
Repetition is important to comedy! Or, as Jeff and I discovered watching MTV's Real World, you can always turn to Judd Winnick's No. 1 Rule of Comedy -- use "again" and just imply the repetition!
Again! The funniest word in English! Again!
Cappy Ahab
11-04-2003, 02:26 PM
Inna future everbuddy funny agin!
Agin!
Nicole
11-04-2003, 10:35 PM
Soooo... it's your JOB to be repetitive? Repetition is jour job?
Just like Def Chandler Jam and the Mute Comedy Bing!!
Brent
11-04-2003, 11:21 PM
Well, Nicole, as you know, Jeff and I are subscribers of The Judd Winnick Theory of Comedy.
Ha ha ha, just kidding. At least, I am.
Ken's GAY! Isn't that hilarious!? HA HA HA!
Jam Just like Def Chandler and Bing the Mute Comedy !!
Cappy Ahab
11-05-2003, 07:48 AM
Wow, this has become a very special forum thread...or at least a decent retrospective clip episode.
Look! There's Nicole! Socks! Naked! Handstand!
Good times...good, inexpensive to produce, times. Where's my royalty check?
Chandler Just Def like Bing and the Comedy Mute!! Jam it harder like a Chandlerkist!
Cappy Ahab
11-05-2003, 11:38 AM
If Marduk were here, I bet he'd stand up in front of the television and block the view...just for old times sake.
Chandlerkists' mom has got it goin' on!
Nicole
11-06-2003, 07:05 AM
Hey now, why are we resorting to me naked in socks doing handstands for comedy?
Um. I shouldn't ask that, maybe.
Oh. Dear.
Cappy Ahab
11-06-2003, 07:46 AM
It is for a very good cause. Also it is really, really funny. Ask any American, arbiters of interplanetary hilarity.
Just imagine a continent full of Nicole clones engaged in nude mortal combat, donned only in socks, perambulating on palms, reciting Dr. Seuss.
Now, that's high comedy.
Nicole
11-06-2003, 02:51 PM
*explodes*
Cappy Ahab
11-06-2003, 03:04 PM
...into a million tiny naked sock-clad alstralian queens of culture?
...levelling the BrisVegas Opera House/Casino to rubble (which is subsequently hailed as the Greatest Architectural Innovation in Northern Alstralian History)
...setting off an elaborate chain reaction of explosions which hurtles the Brisbane Ferry into outer space, making Cap'n "Drunk Tom" Turtle the first human to walk on Mars.
...which inspires a flurry of live local news reports, thereby pre-empting Burke's Backyard on channel 9 by almost 15 minutes.
Come on, which is it? Please remember to clarify all explosions. Don't leave us in suspense.
Nicole
11-06-2003, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by Cappy Ahab
...levelling the BrisVegas Opera House/Casino to rubble (which is subsequently hailed as the Greatest Architectural Innovation in Northern Alstralian History)
Yeah, that one. Mostly because i'm DISTURBED you know what Burke's Backyard is. Makeitstopnownownow.
Brent
11-06-2003, 03:26 PM
Ah! The all-scrutinizing Eye of the World (no relation to the first book of the most tedious, boring, derivative, uninspired fantasy series ever written, The Wheel of Time -- and when I say tedious, boring, derivative, uninspired again, it's not because I'm employing The First Rule of Judd Winnick's Theory of Comedy (Repetition) but because it truly is the Worst. Fantasy. Series. Ever. Written) turns it's gaze upon Australia.
Stop blushing, you!
Nicole
11-06-2003, 08:58 PM
*implodes*
Cappy Ahab
11-07-2003, 11:52 AM
...on stage at The Princess Theater in Woolloongabba?
I'd pay $9 for that. However, do you then create a vortex, into which all Woolloongabbans are sucked, and does it then create a two-dimensional interstellar prison where we float for eons, a la the criminals in Superman II?
If so, then I'd pay $11.
Did you know the word "Metroid" means "ultimate warrior" in Chozo?
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