Challenge: Culture Club

[Brent]

Here it is -- rules are, rewrite some Culture Club lyrics and post them here. Quick now!

For example:

"Kama-kama-kama-kama-kama suuutra!
You come and come!
You come and coooooommmme!"

Now you. Go:

[The Grinch]

Randoms in your arrows all the way
If I listen to your taunts would you say
I'm a mage without conviction
I'm a mage who doesn't know
How to cast a concentration
You come and go
You come and go

Corvus Corvus Corvus Corvus Corvus Chameleon
You come and go
You come and go
Stacking would be easy if your units were like my dream
Red, black and green
Red, black and green

Didn't counter your wicked pillages every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say
That my geld was an addiction
When we build our forts are strong
When you siege you grab forever
You milk along
You milk along

Every day is like a survival
You're my ally not my rival
Every day is like a survival
You're my ally not my rival

I'm a mage without conviction
I'm a mage who doesn't know
How to cast a concentration
You come and go
You come and go

(Now, doesn't that just make ya wanna play again?)

[Brent]

That's so SWEET.

I forget, though -- is the game on again??

[The Grinch]

Not Archmage. Just Five Pillars (http://t5p.jaggu.org/play.html).

[Brent]

Oh yeah -- how is it working out? Fun? Buggy?

[The Grinch]

So far, pretty fun. It's been in beta for a couple months so I think most of the bugs are out, and the developers actual ASK for player input and suggestions, and they actually LISTEN. We've got about a dozen AoAers playing so far. The political climate is kind of strange though - if any guild alliances form, the others jump on them. They're paranoid about power blocs.

[Brent]

Huh. Then AoA should be fine, with its long history of cabalism and misdirection. Any theme you guys playing with?

[zer0]

Here's a little Culture Club parody that deals with mimes. Specifically, the hatred of mimes. Which I'm sure we all feel. All the time. Constantly. I know I do. Beg me for my spare change, my ass! Get a real job.

"You can bet I want to hurt you"
© 2003 by zer0

Is it a crime
To kill a shitty mime
Let him taste cold steel
I have killed
Mimes and thrilled
A hunger never filled

You can bet I want to hurt you
You can bet I really want to make you cry
Worthless mimes, I want to burn you
I don’t care if you ask me why
Your gay white-painted gothic faces,
I’ll beat your ass so hard, you’ll go to Mars
And since you act mute you can’t tell me
I’ll end up end up behind bars

You can bet I want to hurt you
You can bet I really want to make you cry
You can bet I want to hurt you
You can bet I really want to make you cry

Words are few since you don’t talk
But I’ll fucking make you scream in fear
Smashed and broken, you can’t walk
In a hospital for a thousand years
Better start talking, drop the mute act
See it’s true that nobody digs
That stupid mimic acting crap
I’m prepared to beat your ass

If it’s spare change you want from me
Then get the fuck away
Better do a real clown act, you see
Before I beat your ass again

YAY!! zer0 rules!! :)

[Brent]

Oh, that's a good one indeed! Nice work.

MORE PEOPLE MORE!

[Jeff]

I like mimes. Mime hatred is so last millennium.

[zer0]

So what's fashionable to hate this millenium? I vote for asparagus!

[Brent]

But I like asparagus. How about plum wine?

[zer0]

Hmm, good one. That car dealer from Fargo who constantly goes "Eh Geez" is no big hit either. How about him?

[Jeff]

Yeah, asparagus is good. That guy is too specific. And plum wine will be hated always.
Whatever you hate though, it can't be mimes. Man, that episode of Big Brothere where they release the mime on them was one of the funniest hours of TV I've seen. Meaning I chuckled and stuff. Funny funny.

[zer0]

I ain't never seen the show you speak of, you crazy American! Eh geez!

[Cappy Ahab]

Here's a Culture Club song that is a favorite of the swabbies on The Peapod.

Brine

Don’t put your swab on my poopdeck
Sink mops in a bucket of beer
This could be the worst job yet
But you must overcome your fear

In brine it could have been so much more
The brine is crusty I know
In brine it could have been so much more
The brine will simply not flow

Because brine won’t give me brine
And brine makes swabbies feel
Like they’ve got something real
But you and me we know
They’ve got nothing but brine
And brine won’t give me brine
Won’t give me brine

Don’t look over swabby's shoulder
Brine is like a deck covered in dirt
Brush and brush, was the brine too much?
All soaked in brine is my shirt.


I never understood that song until I heard it as a sea shanty.