Secret Sci-Fi Message for all...who read this forum.

[Cappy Ahab]

The really real secret message is this:

"The John Hughes Trilogy (Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink) is an homage to the zombie movies of George Romero (Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, and Day of the Dead.) Sixteen Candles is about being swallowed up by the mindless peer pressure of partying teens (Night). The Breakfast Club takes place in the library of a shopping mall (Dawn). Pretty in Pink has Molly Ringwald (Day)."

There you have it. Jackrabbit.

[zer0]

There you have it. Cappy "Eisensheimer", or "Shimmelshenker" Ahab makes a guess. Which of course is totally and completely wrong. Tjitjenk! I already know what the secret message is. I'm guessing it's eiter "wuugab" or "kxtrffll". At least those are some of the alternatives I'm considering for the next picture I'm sending in.

By the way, Ahab, Did you like my Francis E Dec inspired picture of a Gangster Computer God parroting puppet remote controlled brain-on-the-moon gangster slave? I had your fascination for Dec in mind when I drew it. He's heading for the neasest hospital (usually at night) where his systematic butchery will be continued. Exactly. Systematically.

[Brent]

Draw comics for NA!P, foo!

[zer0]

Really? You mean it?

That would be cool. And fun, too. And it'd be nice to have my stuff published. Who knows -- maybe someday a rich millionaire would surf to the NA!P site and see my stuff and decide he'd want me to draw for him (fat chance! ). Kinda like free PR for me, or something like that.

I'd have to check to make sure I had enough time to draw the comic before getting started. I'm extremely busy at school right now.

Any specific ideas slash requests for a comic? Or could I just draw whatever I wanted? That is, if you weren't purposefully winding me up with your exclamation just to let me down? Kinda like the guy who sold me that gun-shaped lighter the time I wanted to off myself. I hate it when that happens. My hair caught on fire, too...

[Brent]

Well, I know you may be a bit intimidated by the awesome quality of our shiznit, but don't let that stop you!

Draw whatever you want, as long as it makes me laugh.

As far as scheduling is concerned, it's not like we're concerned -- we stay on track at the beginning and then slip, slip and slip.

[Jeff]

Yeah. I can't wait for that millionaire thing to happen. Then we can take all of zero's money as his publisher and send a meager pittance to him by check. Which will bounce. Oh, the joy of being an artist!

[Cappy Ahab]

Hey, zer0, will you grant me publishing rights for the Frank picture for the cover of my chapbook/epic poem based on a bedside visit to Dec by the CIA? For free? Great, thanks.

That was an awesome picture, though.

By the way, I was right about the secret massage. Ken did it!

Whoops, there goes rabbit he
just defied gravity!

Jackrabbit, that is.

Cappy Ahab: Dedicated to cleaning up Jeff's filthy, filthy language.

[zer0]

That's strange; I thought you were suddenly going to start sucking up to me for a cameo, or something..?

[Cappy Ahab]

Oh, please. A guy scratches out a few snappy drawrings and the next thing is he thinks he's the heir apparent to Dwarflover, King of Komics.

Just give me the stinking rights and take your compliments like a man. Or a Man-Thing. Do a Man-Thing comic next! Old School, not the cooler, newer one. Viva La Man-Thing! (http://www.toonopedia.com/manthing.htm)

Besides, I don't suck up for cameos. I pay good money for them.

[Brent]

I hate Man-Thing. And despite what that article says, it is a rip-off.

[Cappy Ahab]

Man-Thing hates you. So says Ken.

Have you been ignoring his phone messages again?

[Brent]

Man, that Ken is so into Man-Thing, I can't stand it.

[zer0]

Haha! That Ken! He is just sooo gay!

Well, OK... I guess you can use my pic if you want to, Ahab. Just be sure to tell any people who might see it that I was the guy who drew it. And then point them in my direction for all their drawing (but not quartering) needs. I could sure use the buisiness.

Oh yeah, also let us read the poem when it's done, or the results will be millions of helpless homeless hopeless hapless derelicts in all JerU.S.Alem cities and Soviet slave workcamps.

[Cappy Ahab]

As demonstrated in this forum, I may even have a single digit readership base, so, of course, you may expect multiple artwork gig referrals from me over the next seven decades or so. You will be immortal. At least I hope so, because it is going to take a very long time before my "Time Life Epic Poems About Famous Schizophrenics Series" begins to turn a profit.

[zer0]

That picture which Jeff posted wasn't really optimum quality, being that it was compressed and all. I'll mail the original over to you on that adress you specified for the Electric Seppuku II contest... Don't forget to include Frederick Walton Peeler in your collection. That guy rules almost as much as Dec.

Speaking of which, when do you get to hear if you won the contest or not? I don't think I can hold out for a prize much longer.

[Jeff]

Oh, did I betray the greatness of your bitmap? Did I funk all over your grand artistic vision to save space for the ever delayed next Dwarflover comic?

3 demerits to First Assistant Bunny Poker Petey for dereliction of duties and being an traitorous anti-compressionist.

[Jeff]

Aw fudge! I forgot to say Stuff It(tm)!

[zer0]

I'll accept those demerits, cap'n. After all, I broke into your house last night and peed in your sock drawer when you had passed out from your constant drinking. Now we're even! :)

[Jeff]

Bwa ha ha ha! I don't know whose house you broke into because I don't wear socks! I keep my vodka in my sock drawer! Bwa ha ha ha ha!

Mmmmm, yellow vodka.

[zer0]

Oh cap'n! You forgot to post my new picture..! Sniff, sniff... Was it something I said? Or did? Why didn't you love me?! OH WHY?!?

Oh, life is so cruel. And we artists are so sensitive. I suppose I better go and kill myself now. Yep. With a dull spoon. *runs of sobbing uncontrollably like a little girl*

[Cappy Ahab]

I'm still working on the epic poem. It takes a while. Sheesh.

But when it comes, it'll roll like thunder. Just like in Rolling Thunder the video game. Except without pixels.

[zer0]

Rolling Thunder rules!! Especially when the green bad guys do their little karate punch; it looks just like a spastic retard convusing after taking too much amphetamin!