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Nicole
08-29-2003, 05:16 PM
Be warned! (http://www.dangermouse.net/irregular/comics/irreg0217.jpg)

Muhahaha.
Jeff
08-29-2003, 06:09 PM
Do Australian animals, apart from all being poisonous, also drive you insane to look at them? I sometimes feel like I'm right on the edge when I see a Koala.
Nicole
08-30-2003, 01:54 AM
Koalas are pretty wierd looking. Don't look too long though, or they'll claw your fucking eyes out. When they aren't napping, that is.
zer0
08-30-2003, 03:47 AM
FACT: All koalas are in actuality vicious murder-machines. But they stay calm in waiting for their coming leader to be born into the world. The evil über koala, Kurt.
Nicole
08-30-2003, 05:32 AM
Kurt? What kind of bloody well Australian name is that, man? Something like 'Barry' or 'Kev' is MUCH more appropriate.

Consider that a lesson for you all. Pip pip.
zer0
08-30-2003, 10:28 AM
Ah, Foster, ye ol' sheila! Methinks ye be a couple' grubs short of a barby, eh, mate? Roight?
Nicole
08-30-2003, 03:24 PM
Garn.
zer0
08-30-2003, 03:49 PM
Uhm... Yarn?
Cappy Ahab
09-02-2003, 07:27 AM
Hey, the crocodiles can't really eat Cthulu, can they?

Marduk isn't going to like this.
Brent
09-02-2003, 10:02 AM
Kurt's a perfectly good Australian name! Maybe Curt. So sez this American imperialist!
Cappy Ahab
09-02-2003, 10:49 AM
In an effort to improve international relations and prevent the whipping up of nationalistic fervor, I hereby decree that every nation shall be allowed five sovereign names to grant to its citizens that no other nation may claim. They are as follows:

Alstralia:

Sovereign Male Names
Binky
Reg
Jumbuck
Walkabout
Paul

Sovereign Female Names
Nicole
Wendy
Clarissa
Fantasia
Gristle

Canada:

Sovereign Male Names
Ryan
Brian
Bryan
RyeAnn
Bry

Sovereign Female Names
Socialista
Thunder
Freya
Yvynny
MooseAnne

U.S.

Male Names
Brock
Hank
Ambush
Wild Bill
Barney

Female Names
Mindy
La Jolla
Clementine
Crystal
Winchester Repeating Rifle

Sweden

Male Names
Brorgnarth
Gropegurl
Riziztinzizfutl
Chair
Burp

Female Names

see Sweden: Male Names

......


Okay, that's all the countries, isn't it? No stealing!
Nicole
09-02-2003, 04:21 PM
*squints* You missed Shiela, and Kylie from the Alstralian female list.
Hmm. Cappy, if I weren't Alstralian, i'd begin to think you didn't research this at all!
Brent
09-02-2003, 04:32 PM
I can't stop laughing. My officemates are pretty much not amused with my laughter now.
Nicole
09-02-2003, 06:18 PM
Tell them to shove it!
zer0
09-03-2003, 12:10 AM
Burp!
Cappy Ahab
09-03-2003, 07:49 AM
Sorry. Alstralia has to share Sheila and Kylie with Costa Rica and Iceland. Prime Minister Bagel Mulroney (http://www.pm.gov.au/your_pm/pms/deakin.html) refused to trade for a name to be named later.