I'm super!

[Ken]

How are you? I'm SUPER! Super frickin' gay! I love cock. Mmmmmmmmm. It's sooooo goood. I just can't get enough. Mmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmm.

[zer0]

Ha ha ha! Looks like someones password got a litte hacked. I'm willing to guess that someone else on the NA!P staff is behind this. Someone named oh, say "Brent", for instance? Am I guessing right?

EDIT: I would just like to say that IF Ken's password has indeed turned out to have been stolen (instead of him posting the above statement because of his unbridled homosexual impulses), that I do not have anything to do with it. I don't go around doing shit like that. Thank you.

[Cappy Ahab]

That's a great cover, zer0, but we aren't falling for it. Don't forget that we are eyewitnesses to your dramatic "no goat" hijacking. DICK's reputation has not yet recovered from that infamous smear campaign. Despite countless denials, DICK is still mistaken for an Amway salesman in most parts of New Brunswick.

[zer0]

(I know that Cappy will slowly go insane if nobody posts here so he has something to respond to, so here it goes)

It's been a while since either Ken, Jeff or Brent posted. What's happened to the lads? My theory is that either Jeff or Brent hacked Ken's password, and that now all three of them hold a grudge against each other and are involved in a horrible fight to the death. Out in the woods somewhere. Like the Blair Witch project. Or possibly Silent Hill. With pickaxes. Either that, or they are involved in some sort of ritualistic cult worship, and the homosexual post from Ken was a coded invitation to drink the poisoned Kool-aid.

There could also be some sort of forum-monster on a rampage here, eating posters left and right. But that idea's just ridi

[The Grinch]

Brent, as a California resident, has gone off and left us to run for governor. Ken and Jeff are his campaign managers.

BRENT FOR GUV! YEAH!

[Jeff]

Look! Here I am! And zer0 was wrong. We were at Ken's place for quite a few days. Which would explain how one of us (*I'm* not ratting anybody out) posted as Ken. The moral of the story is "Always log out of the NA!P forum when you have guests over who will do anything they can to make you look gay in a public space." Thank you.

[Brent]

It was Jeff! It was Jeff!

Hee hee! Good one, indeed.

All part of my campaign to... oh, I forget how that goes. Too busy running for governor to care right now.

[Cappy Ahab]

Hey Brent, I'll sign your petition and contribute 3500* to your campaign. You can pay me back in Heroclix.

*rubles

[Chocolate Ninja]

So which state are you running for governor in?

[Ken]

Ahhh, back to work finally and back to the forum. I'm glad Jeff and Brent already cleared up the fact that I'm not gay or at least not as gay as they are. I can tell you stories about the things I heard coming from their room while they were staying here. The sounds were not pretty.

[zer0]

I would love to see Brent run for governor. Maybe he colud even be president. Not only all stairways will have inclines added for Tsarina Brent's computerized wheelchair, but a football field sized glass house type building will be built in sight of the White House for his medicinal piped-in pure warmed seawater into his gigantic suicide-proof two feet deep swimming pool where he'll wade naked with his nurses and have sodomy affairs. Ones very near to him have written popular books about his sodomy oy vey love affairs. Already in his third term he'll be a helpless and useless stretcher case incapable of even appearing at his fourth term convention.

Or something. Thank you, mr. Dec.

So, anyway, did you try out any asian drinks when you had your little "get-together" (or whatever the gays call it nowadays)? Any chance of an update to the CAD-page soon?

[Brent]

Originally posted by Ken
I'm glad Jeff and Brent already cleared up the fact that I'm not gay or at least not as gay as they are.

Are you running for governor? Because neither of us said that, gayboy.

[Cappy Ahab]

Ha ha. That Ken. Always a gay late and dollar gay.